Hello. It's me again, your old friend pedobear—you know? from your C:\Backups\Work\Tax_Returns\tmp\tmp\tmp\private folder? Ah so you do remember. Anyhow I just thought I'd pop in for a bit for a quiet cup of tea and a biscuit, and perhaps also to offer you a little piece of pedobear's patented unsolicited homespun advice.

Get an umbrella. Turds are going to rain from the sky.

On a lighter note, have some child pornography.