In a manner of speaking. I talk, of course, only in the most abstract and metaphorical, the metaphysical, I mean that legally only in a completely allegorical sense. You understand; the highly specialised and often dangerous nature of my work requires that I get absolutely shitfaced, I mean totally, obscenely rotten drunk on at least a semi-regular basis. It's unfortunate, but then again, it's in my contract.

I am going to ruin your life. Not in any criminal way, I won't kill your daughter or rape your dog or anything. But the support structures you rely on will be swept away on a tide of rising bulldozers. Your friends your hopes your loves your lies gone in a flash, gut-shot by a regrettable once-in-a-lifetime mistake, the kind of once-in-a-lifetime mistake you seem to keep on making, over and over again.

And by you I mean me. And by me I mean us. And by us... I mean... this, whatever "this" is.

I am going to bite my fucking nose off to spite your face, lets see how you like me then.

Spent the entire night abusing people on conservative blogs. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Type in “jew banker” into google blogsearch, it's an absolute gold mine I swear to god. Need to automate this shit, no reason why I should be limited to how fast my hands can type. Could hit hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands redneck fuckwits easy. God they're so stupid, I'd love to cum in their conservative mouths. I mean: I'm just saying!

I'd love to shoot my long sticky ropes of liberal aids jism down your constricted conservative throat.

Hey man! It's just a fantasy right now. But if you're a conservative and you're into this kind of thing plz do leave a comment.

Anyway, you really confuse me.

Just sayin.