Strippers always seem to have incredibly tiny breasts; I was drunk enough that the fact that they actually, probably, hated my guts didn't matter. And I guess it was kind of a turn on, I mean, I guess a woman completely objectifying herself for you is always going to be a turn on, but I'd much rather have YOU.

YOU'RE the kind of woman

I'd much rather slide my hands around YOUR waist.

Your head gives me a hard-on

So to speak.

Kittim accused me of being disgraced peer Lord Lucan, out on the lam in the colonies. Beckyzoole said I savagely beat my girlfriends, within an inch of their lives. Now Amaryllith claims I am a psychopath who wants her dead... and you know what:

It's actually true now.

it wasn't orginally.

But I am so, so goddamn sick of dealing with these fucking paranoid schizophrenics. Oh, up to until this second everything you've believed has been a total figment of your insane imagination.But everything from this point on is completely real. I can, when prompted, be very very cruel indeed. I am not responsible for your bizarre delusions.

Instead, as a favour amaryllith, I'm going to make them all come true.

^_^