There's something about getting scorchingly high and going on a cop killing rampage in GTA-4 that just makes me feel so much better, about myself and the world around me. Perhaps it's simply the reversal of the usual roles. Instead of: you, insect—undoubtedly up to some kind of borderline illegal mischief—snivelling your pathetic excuses and transparent justifications to the all seeing, all powerful truncheon of the police system...

...instead of that it's: YOU, with a pump-action shot gun, about to blow some motherfuckers head clean off for daring to suggest that you might, possibly, oh go on, maybe like to put your hands in air, please sir lets not have any unpleasantness.

Yeah.

It is extremely goddamn satisfying.

In India they had this guy called Man Singh, he was a legendary dacoit, or bandit. Killed 32 police officers personally. Today Man Singh has a temple in his honor in Khera Rathore. Those Indians, they knew the score. Venerated him as a wise man and so he passed from mere history on to godhood.

See you at the top of the clocktower.