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2008
We are the rats that live in your wallschanging tackI'll burn before they bury me
smoky borisput the fucking lotion in the basketAs above, so belowTook that tripThe hallucinogen known as mescaline cleaning Hemmingway's shotgun (with my tongue)Is this the face that launched a thousand ships?two sides to every lieA nice romantic dinnerWe work in the dark, we do what we can.Mistah Kurtz, he highit's all ok, heath had a prescriptionOne man mexican stand-offassume the fetusKind of surprisedLeech sorbet.He just needs a hugThe devil quotes scriptureGraffiti politicssome sort of resistance artworkHow do I rock thee? Let me count the ways.Death marchRevenge is the best successThe ambigious legend of filthy hollowevaporated ghosts stink like isopropyl alcohol, I bought an arc welderAs it is, as it were, I kinda like you as a person.I need a holidayWhere Alph, the sacred river ranThis orgy sucksOur little secretSkyrockets in flightDo I l look like I care? (about anything?)I fail at poetry the entrails of some great animalI told a little lie today, and every day beforeHigher and higher.Hey! You! BeautifulReturn On InvestmentThere will be a period of re-adjustmentthe shot of the gun in the dead of the nightkiwicon2k8cadmium redTowards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum GravityTumbling diceThe fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Terrible people, and friendsTo err is human, to lol, divine!Some say that she is a sickle, but I say the moon is a scythe. The difficulties inherent in engineering social realityEverybody is a starCan I ask you a favor?oh hai guise i herd u leik mudkipzforce of pure willI guess I can't use my computer for porn anymoreWhoaWhom I'm kiddingMaxwell's silver hammerLevel 8re: your memoSullivan's has a midget dressed like a leprechaun. this little light of mineI amsocial afflictions of the very smart and humbleI'm almost as famous as hntr \m/Every night and every mornand the horse you rode ontrying to bluff with your cards face upDifferent girls (oh dear god don't kill me)Magic carpet rideI aim to make mischiefI'm in a meeting people mooddrive on holy roller, drive onthree cigarettes, and one matchsome daysThe guy with the biggest cock in the locker roompeople say I'm crazynewton's second lawwhat the fuck are you staring atthe victoria's secret catalog of human sufferingtwo helpings of cinnamon thanks, and a slice of apple pieSo let it rock, let it rollQuad damagenever operate a computer under the influence of PSYCHOTROPIC DRUGSMy favourite axeHitting the ground swinging2007
Your voice hurts more than it ticklesbig black cocks; and other miscshit, as they say...It seemed like a good idea at the timeOut on the whistling windy moorsThe day they found unobtainium on the moon.The “principle” is your “pal”A national tragedy (I poisoned Nicky Watson's dog)hepatoxicity and the common constructions of lovegrandpa's infallible curein case of angelic attack: smash ribcage, place heart upright, pull pin and aim at base of firethe left over jigsaw pieces only leave you with these little slivers of a nonsensical pictureClean living and a clear conscienceThere are no unlockable doors.kiwicon reduxkiwiconBoiler plateLiving large & sleeping roughLet me sing a song about everyone, broadly speaking (with numerous exceptions)The police pay me to drink piss with paranoid backpackers... and you're nickedAn enormous speck of infinite densityGrowing and harvesting opiumiceolated opium extraction attempt no 1Ancient historya handy talisman of unspecified powersDentistry with a sledgehammerHow to feel better: Autogenerating contentHit the road JackIsolate ozone tubes and wait fifteen minutes before enteringthe venerable Mister Wu Quon Xi