You know that it's a crime to fail
Posted on Mon Jun 04 16:10:00 UTC 2007
Camilla: You, sir, should unmask.
Stranger: Indeed?
Cassilda: Indeed, it's time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.
Stranger: I wear no mask.
Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask!
--The King in Yellow, Act II, Scene ii
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