Switch stance: the ugliest boy in the village

Screw this pathetic weak & weepy harlequin romance star crossed hand-wringing. Gotta remember who you are bro. You're Caleb Fucking Anderson. You've gotten teachers fired in the states. You've destroyed marriages and set best friends against each other.

You can raise one finger into the sky and call a storm.

Time to go back to doing what I do best - so go take all that sexual energy and blow some shit up.