Smart chicks, so hot

Drinking at the viaduct, getting jivefunk to make me all kinds of crazy cocktails, singapore slings, you know. The guy is a natural bartender, it's a complete pleasure to watch him work. So I'm getting towards drunkard, and I'm thinking about what really makes my dick drip when it comes to women, and man, damn! smart chicks are so hot.

I know I'm nothing but a a filthy disgusting mentally unfit scumbag and all but intelligence, sweet jesus, it really gets me hard. A finely tuned brain, yeah, hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. Superficially pretty girls are everywhere, everywhere, everywhere you care to look. Some of them even have low enough self-esteem to fall for the same old lines, "can I feel your aura" etcetra ctcetra... But a girl you can actually talk to, now that's a rarity.

If I've been hitting on you recently, I guess you can take it as a compliment. Or not, probably not as the case may be. edgar really raised the bar when it came to girlfriends, I think I've refined my tastes: I'm only into smart chicks, I'm only into crazy chicks, I'm only into unbalanced chicks cos everything wonderful

everything wonderful in this world is always slightly askew.