Plugged in.

Three tabs of acid and a bottle of Jim. Plug in. Turn on. Slide that jack into it's socket. The internet. The greatest massively multiplayer online roleplaying game ever invented. Oh yeah. That's the stuff, the sweet spot, intravenous information, it's the sweet juice alright.

It's a pretty good thing we don't have a cat.

Aaaaaaand.... WELCOME TO THE WORLD!

The world through tendrils, snaking out tentacles; the suckurous leech, oh my tender little limpet mines my darlings oh come to me oh joy oh yes. A basic level of respect for the laws of physics, that's all that life requires. Everything else: everything else; beautiful lies and illusions.

EVERYTHING ELSE YOU GET TO MAKE THE FUCK UP

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My colleague advices me that my last statement about software was inadvisable.

Ok

For the record

Can I just state

My personal opinion

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SUIT WEARING COCKSUCKERS I HATE YOUR GUTS AND YOU ARE THE GLAUCOMA IN THE IRIS OF PERFECTION SUCK MY DICK

There: I finally said it.