Disclose everything

I haven't really, actually, properly really made out with anyone else since me and Erin broke up. As you can imagine plato_hell puts me in quite a dilemma. She's seventeen. I am TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD. I am horny as fuck. I reek of desperation. I am beast, I am ruled by horrible terrible ANIMAL LUSTS. My balls have swollen to the size of two grapefruit. She's pretty much the only person to show any interest in me for ages. She is very sweet. She is seventeen. I am TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD.

Some harmless making out, sounds fun, no strings attached, sweet as.

I am severely gonna kick myself for this, but I just can't do it. I feel too much like a creepy predator. Sorry Lucy. I'd totally hook into you if you were like: three years older.