Livejournal Archives
Once upon a time a long long time ago I had a livejournal at d1rtyfilthy.livejournal.com, but it kept getting me in trouble. There was laughter, there was anger, there were even a few tears before bedtime, but in the end I decided to move on to bigger things.
2007
October
September
- Wanted To Buy
- Drifting steel toe
- Stray Cat
- Southern comfort on the rocks
- Kohlberg's stages of moral development
- A role model (for the children)
- You may be drunk, but I might be ugly
- I'm a child of the brightest of nights.
- International waters
- Emotional dental work
- Screwdriver
- Baby I've changed, please come home
- evisceration, a cure for heartache.
August
- It's who you know
- oh calcutta
- Raw dog
- A cry for help
- What happened?
- Flop your cock out.
- Still drunk
- Telling the truth is a stupid thing to do
- Actually it is a popularity contest; preliminary notes on social warfare.
- It's good to be king
- What the fuck?
- Well I'm fucked up now
- l33t h4x0r
- I could write an essay, but perhaps one sentence expresses it best.
- My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
- Plugged in.
- Wiping my nose on your sleeve
- 0/100
- Pass me the gasoline Ma, I don't think I'll be crossing this bridge again.
- Marquis Of Queensberry
- Where is beckyzoole?
- gas chromatograph
- I am held together by masking tape and chewing gum
- A minor victory for the combined forces of Tuesday.
- 47 Ronin
- One canonical version of events
- LOVE AND WAR
July
- The Modern Duelist
- Nuclear war is the “ALL-IN” of global politics
- axiomatic maxim #1: the road to hell is a trip worth taking
- Not much detective, just a bit of minding my own fucking business really.
- P is for Pigs
- an origami flower of creased and folded skin
- you're the man now dog
- Booze, bitches and benzos in the city of sales
- On killing myself
- goodbye! good luck! & good riddance.
- a c222aveman, a savage, a primitive
- Polish Roulette
- an expedition to discover the lost Mayan cities of the ancient Aztec Incas
- Par for the course.
- Crablands
- Switch stance: the ugliest boy in the village
- Hello, my name is: trouble
- Stone the prophets, bellow smoke
- It's such a brutal planet
- Rhetorical questions
- Disclose everything
- Tomorrow
- Did I mention your cunt looks very nice tonight?
- EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLY DRAMATIC
- You can't run away from your problems
- POST SECRET
- IS FOOD A PROBLEM FOR YOU?
- Hidden curriculum
- "Our Flat" by Andrew & Caleb, both twenty seven years of age
- Prince Myshkin goes to the superbowl
- What's a poor boy gotta do? (if he wants a girl like you)
June
- pork fat & bacon rind
- I can't help myself
- steam powered sail boat, circumnavigating the stars
- Holy shit I am an embedded firmware engineer
- Breaking up is hard to do
- The first time I felt lightning
- masquerade
- Touch
- Why does privacy exist?
- Getting my head sorted.
- A series of poor decisions
- This always fucking happens
- Smart chicks, so hot
- Braggadocio
- Too sweet? Too sweet! Too sweet, sweet jesus.
- You know that it's a crime to fail
- Falling off the wagon
May
April
March
- “the market inelasticity for magic beans”, report by the special committee of inquiry
- An ontology of holes
- Manufacturing distraction
- I, faggot.
- Feeeeeeeelings, nothing more than feeeeeeeelings
- If I was on some foggy mountain top.
- A calendar of blanks
- That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
- Sweep me down like an angel, avenging all debts.
February
January
2006
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
- flesh made word
- flesh made word
- dissatisfaction
- dissatisfaction
- Sing a prayer for Rudolf Hess
- Sing a prayer for Rudolf Hess
- Achtung!!!!
- shoot first, necromancy afterwards
- shoot first, necromancy afterwards
- New Zealand, we're number one!
- Fortunately I cannot be killed
- Warpaint : what do you mean you don't know who I am?
- Warpaint : what do you mean you don't know who I am?
- Warpaint : what do you mean you don't know who I am?
- the skulltown twelve bar blues procession don't confront, it invoke
- the skulltown twelve bar blues procession don't confront, it invoke
- the skulltown twelve bar blues procession don't confront, it invoke
May
- those cunts: bitches and whores and faggots and scum
- hash cashout
- Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. LEEEEEFT.
- hypocrisy never tasted so delicious
- A meme
- a minor error in judgement
- Four Cherubim and a Flaming Sword
- There's no such thing as interpretive dance
- If wishes were horses
- 5t's up to YOU! NEW! YORK!
- unsafe insane non-consensual
- It's complicated
- This is the ghetto
- 100 kilos of pure love, my flesh is a canvas and you can be my paint
- Strange days indeed
- the most priestly cunt-puncher of the highest sacred fist
- Hail Satan full of grace thou art more lovely and more temperate
- Home with the downies
- Best friends forever!
- opening a dialogue and sawing off the branch you're sitting on
- I love quoting myself in mixed company
- A mincer in the rye
- using people like objects: a primer
April
- Yours regretfully
- I feel dot dot dot
- Inform the families
- Peaches in the summertime, apples in the fall.
- butchering the human spirit for human consumption: a journal of applied technopathology
- sucking your cock for approval is just the price I pay for success
- '!! ', ', '??
- I can't think about anything except for cigarettes.
- Aw. come on el'gremmo, lez be friends
- I just made a very stupid bet
- It's not a big deal ( is it? )
- Water always finds its own level
- Communicados of the new order
- Kill or cure
- modeling comment flow through iterative eigenvectors
- The cost of doing business.
March
- I <3 cock
- And the trouble it's put me through
- Any shithead that fucks with my walk with god gets the crowbar
- social logistics and the new military science of narcissistic supply and demand
- When I fall asleep I think about all the little flushes of bare skin I saw that day
- Watching me, watching you
- My house
- For all years since records were kept - ELFQUEST FAN FIC
- Dry as old meat
- Now you're a star baby, a great big bright shining livejournal superstar.
- Czechoslovakian department of public works and projects, stage 4: regret
- Sixteen billion fathoms down
- Bend over, spread those ass flaps and then TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE, BITCH!
- Dining on fillet steak in the company of cows: locus of control and perception of risk
- I got a brand new pair of roller skates : you got a brand new key.
- Timothy Venice Vermont was the boy with the largest marbles in the playground
- Spinning metaphysic on hypothetical pinheads
- Caleb: 1, World: zero hahahahahahahha
- A heartwarming story of the unlikely friendship between a dog and a small kitten
- This one goes out to all my cinderblocks out there currently sinking into river sludge.
- In the menageries of the great caliph Umar ibn al-Khattab
- It's a long slow crawl up the power curve
- Fucking disgust me
- A few fingers short of a fist
- Always the Frankenstein, never the bride.
February
January
- Love is a battlefield
- my mechanical manservant Manfield's head first descent into pandemonic delirium
- I am obsessed with the word "cunt"
- Today is a very important day ( it's all downhill from here )
- Go naked for a sign
- the paranoid cyclops always sleeps with one eye open
- The one that got away
- Summing up most everything
2005
December
- Let me tell you: this is how it is
- The secret to fishing for fire in a frozen ocean ( is using the right bait )
- Urban tourism
- Blood is thicker than vodka
- An inventory of empty boxes
- Somebody switched my nutmeg for cinnamon
- mundane like us: a big smile city hug to all my friends in fairyland
- Mary Sue
- A study of the schizophrenia prevalent in wild dogs
- I've been baptized in beer and I'm here to testify
- When we recline at a banquet
- I'm not a "faggot" I just love it when she sticks four fingers up my ass
- How to win a drunken brawl ( hint: throw the first punch )
- Day at the beach
- I am no better than a fucking aminal
- Hyper masculinity in the post hyborian age : an essay and a confession
- 2 3 off suit : I raise you two dueling pistols and a steel guitar
- Do not feed the animals : they are dead
- hammond organ incest blues
- The worship of a savage god
- trumpets sound a royal procession: the coming of a king to the sacrificial altar.
November
- unto Caesar, the gift of a son
- Even the weatherman still gets soaked when it rains.
- Moonlight sombero
- E is for Ecstasy : To Sarah Tonin, thanks for everything.
- A Short History Of Nowhere and of it's Inhabitants Most Curious, and also of their Bizarre Customs
- If not : at least
- social construction of a perfect thermostat: the agent and her environment
- your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
October
- Sssshhh! Geppetto keeps his 'failures' locked in the basement ' but Pinocchio must never know!
- Throwing open the gates of hell: six hundred and sixty six chambers of shaolin style cafe and bar
- pickled sunflowers
- The blood of vikings survivor edition: outdrink outfight outfuck
- H5N1: A journal of the plague year ( Iron Maiden at my funeral you assholes )
- 0xDEADBEEF
- pimp my warez: transparent onion routing just got a little bit easier
- A series of motivational cassette tapes
September
- baby you spin me centrifugal like a handful of pebbles flung into water
- Dim all the lights sweet darlin, cos tonight, tonight we're gonna make it ALL THE WAY
- The fundamental principle of the Art of War is deception.
- In the hall of the mushroom king
- Marking my territory by pissing in your cornflakes
- Fuck me? Fuck you.
- eyes wired shut
- Come not betwixt the beast and his meat
- Harnessing herbs and minerals
- oxide of chromium
August
- Here I come but I ain't the same ( leaving tokyo )
- I think jamaican
- My life as a fuck puppet : on trust
- I'm afraid that we've noticed, uh, certain irregularities
- The sun rose high over the slaughterhouse
- Hitler was a sensitive man.
- still looking for that
- Unusual uses for the synthesised byproducts of human bodily decay
- There are no unachievable goals
- Escape-ism
- A few realizations
- I crossed the Choronzonic abyss and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
- Why must cold cruel reality keep getting in the way of my magical fantasy world?
- Pro-active eschatology ( this is the end )
- And girl, I'm sure glad that I got you.
- Stubbs sez: drugs suck kids, smoke punks not blunts plzkthx
- The killing blow
July
- Saturnius The Ravenous
- Sitting in Shimbashi
- Everyday Life in the People's Technopathic Republic Of Liberatia
- A declaration of war on the entire world
- A love song for a flock of dead or dying birds
- 'I think you need to down another mana potion': on wiccans and their entire deformed family
- How sweet the sound! ( that saved a wretch like me )
- Hark now hear the angels sing!
- The trend is irreversible.
- Spraying a can of mace straight into the beholders one good eye
- Sometimes poetry just perfectly captures the sentiments of the moment
- Seventy five is good, right?
- harden up
- Larger than life ( out of the catacombs and into the sunshine )
- Coming to work while drunk is, uh, ancient gaijin custom. ha! ha! ha!
- A lso K nown A s : ( pigshit liars)
- And the cadavers were forced to dig their own graves
June
May
April
March
- (W)e (A)wait (S)ilent (T)ristero's (E)ventual (D)emise
- In the kingdom of the blind ( & deaf & dumb & frightened ) - THE GREAT WHITE SHARK HUNT
- In search of more' and more' APPLAUSE (oh, we're just getting started)
- Life - or a close facsimile thereof
- Jesus Christ died for nothing, I suppose
January
2004
December
- There is an island in the sun.
- Roger Wilson: senior data-information analyst/co-ordinator to the stars.
- An encyclopedia of cruel and unusual punishments.
- A moments pause
- Have you tried the shrimp senor?
- Composer Chopin only wrote one tune
- Hunting for peanuts
- Die with your mouth full ( back from lunch )
- I am goddamn drunk.
- Shakespearian soliloquies were written primarily for the electric guitar.
- great white whale sighted - send back up immediately over
- test
- A city built of sticks
- the false dictotomy of a menage a trois
November
October
- The morticians fuck toy
- The heart of the matter
- Did you know they built this entire city on an old indian burial ground?
- Real life
- Little Billy gets sick of writing metaphors.
- Fuck "mercy" just do what I say ( smoking bowls from the skulls of our enemies )
- The inevitable heat death of the universe.
- can anybody find me somebody to
September
- Night shift at the center for disease control
- Another cracker in the biscuit jar
- Urban spices
- empty hands - grand unified theory of nothing
- I have a drink in each hand.
- The end of an experiment.
- Have a cigar, you're gonna go far.
- More rumor mill shit
- You have been selected
- My shit.
- Sex with animals at three in the morning
August
- Pounding down.
- Unsheathed scimitars shining on the sand
- 24 brutal hours down, 24 brutal hours to go.
- Speak.
- God whispers dirty nothings in my ear
- Inspector General
- Balance of power
- Respectka
- A couple of glasses of methylated spirits and I'm anyone's
- lower case i
- The snowflake that survived twenty four summers.
- This is a stick up
- How does it feel?
- dirty sanchez
July
- Boy kills girl with blues harmonica
- The most dangerous creature
- Hungry dogs locked in the struggle for alpha dominance
- Cherry red
- The total prize package
- Derivations on a theme
- Blank Document
- A mountain walked - or stumbled
- Mother has been hooking into the cooking sherry again
- Humanitarian relief work
- Vinegar and brown paper
- That place where ( given enough distance ) the lines of perspective approach but do not touch
June
- Mutually Assured Distraction
- bad feng shui
- Sticky Biscuit
- Rough as guts
- Jim Jones II: Beyond Thunderdome
- Spending quality time with God.
- How much can I get for ten dollars?
- so very very fucked
- And round and round and round he slid, his scales were cold as hell
- Why can't we all just get along? I'll tell you why.
- of sound mind, and consequently competent to make contracts and perform all his civil duties
- .357 snub nosed minigun
- You can trust me, I'm a professional... I sell lemonade on street corners
- '6 enchanted meat cleaver
- Bring me their heads
May
- crawling down the streets at unprecedented speeds
- occupation: bouncer
- Basic Anatomy
- There's a peace that I often find in lonesome serenades.
- 11:59
- eye =vs= eye
- Songs Of Praise
- Pretend for a second that I'm a hard bastard
- A prayer before warfare - bow your heads.
- Waking the dead: necromancy, a lost art.
- Reality': Thirsty intergalactic space travelers arriving at a barren desert wasteland
- Just like the pied piper lead rats through the streets
- Planned disruption of service
- Snow blown serenades for lonesome mountain streams
- Absolutely everybody wants to be in the porn industry
- I'm so fucking cool it hurts
- A certain... I don't know what.
- City of smoke
- Professor Jimbo's sunshine retirement village for dead circus animals
April
- Notes from the night before
- Mes amis et moi
- A cure for depression
- Morning devotion
- St Jude takes care of his own
- Horrid little boy
- Pseudonym
- An accepted medium of exchange: sentence fragment, consider revising
- At the end of the day.... when all's said and done
- Decisions, decisions, men come on trolleys to squeal us away
- "question and answer" - charles bukowski
- I once had a cock that was THIS BIG!
- Come in Chakra Zulu, this is the Alpha Beta Tango
- Keep up on the low down.
- Noble Savage
- Look at the shoes we're shining.
- The one that got away
March
- Out of the mist
- Take me hoooooooommmmme......
- These are the people in your hood.
- The glorious triumph of shock storm troopers over the unarmed peons of rationality.
- Transcendental railways
- Looking Glass Smash
- Thor, the mighty. Thor, the brave.
- Let's partah, like we was existential antiheroes... sucking Camus' cock for his deep rich fluid
- Schedule 'A' controlled substance
- Fat Bottom Girls
- I hear the pitter-patter of tiny meat against the sawdust floor
- Slimy things did crawl with legs upon the slimy sea
- Annoint my head with engine oil
February
- Tournament Edition
- Have you heard the word?
- Anal Bandits III: Return to assland.
- The manifesto of a drunken, drugged out maniac.
- A backpack full of textbooks and an envelope full of anthrax.
- Through caverns measureless to man
- Only one thing is unforgivable.
- Dr Kevorkian and the Death Technicians - Track 04.
- You can't make a good omelette without breaking a few heads
- Feel
- Small steps towards a better human toilet.
- A visit from a friend
- Slinging the shit
January
2003
December
- Bad coffee, good acid.
- This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine.
- Piece of thick carpet slung over a barbed wire fence.
- I'm doing the best that I can.
- When I try and write a love letter it comes out all screwy
- abreq ad habra
- Dismembering the Great Monarch.
- obscurum per obscurius
- ABC, simple as 123
- Untitled '42, or "Why does this shit keep happening to you? Because that's what you want to happen."
- A deep pit in the ground
- Prematurely shooting my load
- Game of chance
- Autoerotic regurgitation.
- You are all fucked, well and truly.
- As though with pride
- Judgement day is just three tequilia body shots away.
- Fortunate Son
November
- I quit.
- Flesh and bone and weakness
- Old McDonald had a farm
- Phantamagical serpent runestones of the illuminated adepts of all knowledge.
- Who shot John Galt?
- Breaking the law
- Hiroshima Jones and the Temple of Boom
- Riding on my big black rocket.
- Sunny Meadow
- Unpleasant details
- The rhetoric of revolution.... I want to smash it.
- 2.71828182845904523536028747135266249...
- modus operandi
- Dashed no cup from perjured lip
- If you like Pina Coladas
- Pleasure and decadence at the blunt edge of the 21st century
- Spirit World
- It's all good when you get jumped in my hood.
- Keepers of keys
- I write a lot of shit
- The high cost of living is a bitch so always ask for a full refund and a voucher.
- Mythic
- Everybody crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
- Going somewhere
- Cry maverick and unleash the frogs of gore
- Information Warfare Division
- Grand.
October
- Who knows where the wicked wind blows?
- Sitting around the campfire.
- Cannibal democracy, who will we eat today?
- I hear you.
- 1/6 1/6
- Appearances can be deceiving.
- Signal to noise
- Sound of my gun.
- Sup? Sup.
- For her.
- When first we practice to deceive.
- Have a bourbon, have ANOTHER.
- Clarification.
- Ode to joy.
- This will probably lose me friends and influence enemies.
- Home is the hunter, home from the thrill.
- My eyes have seen the glory
- Kindness starts at home
- A kick in the ass is always appreciated.
- B.Y.O
- Shun sign on my shoulders
- Ironic-self gung fu ( southern province style )
- I love you.
- Filthy flatmates
- The old dutch courage.
- Save the world: arm the homeless.
- Alpha male
- The scum floating somewhere near the top of the barrel ( in six inches of water )
- On the bus.
- I love freedom in the springtime.
- Because I'm even less popular than bond67
- And you say 'got to look hard for that glimmer.'
- Pack all the kids into shipping containers and send them to be re-educated in South America.
- All the money fit to burn.
- Reality': Sanity check
- Empty shells on the sidewalk.
- Theater of conflict
- By fair means or foul.
- Day to day details that make life great.
- homogeneity=new Brainbleed(); homogeneity->fuckfuckfuck(); delete(homogeneity);
- Ain't no thang.
- A bottle of meths and some sliced white bread.
- Reality': Out of the frying pan
- One of us.
- The Good Lord's glorious plan for your life.
- A can of lighter fluid, a box of matches and thou.
- The smell of gunpowder and dissipating smoke
- Hot mojo momma with the television tan.
- Mutual understanding
- It's all about making those phat stacks of green backs.
- Vorpal blade with no fixed point.
- It's good to be a guy.
- Technical Difficulties
- Sleeping dogs lie.
- Let's get things straight.
September
- And now we get right down to it.
- Shit Together
- Gangsta Catharsis
- To master the art of Shaolin stoner style kung fu requires great self-discipline
- Reality': A filthy stoner.
- Brick in a SoC
- Better than war bonds
- Blow me
- Forgetta bout it.
- The proudest moment of my life
- And again
- Something could be arranged.
- Self Assembly Required.
- Over and Out
- Good for me. Good for you. Good for the core!
- Ring Hollow
- Save yourself
- Use the man
- Rare thing
- The song before it's written.
- Dear god, finally.
- Nonexistent word of the day
- You're my kind
- Slight tearing of the mucus membrane.
- Two aspirin and a bottle of southern comfort.
- The most popular little boy in the village.
- Go right ahead
- Have some pride.
- In the silence of the heart a great storm is brewing.
- Get the hell out
- paraphilia.avi
- One long crawl from the cradle to the gutter
- Getting laid
- Instructions for new agents
- If it's going to be crappy poetry, it may as well be MY crappy poetry
- If there ever was a word that doesn't exist but should
- Reality': This also is on my mind
- Temptation and desire and the raw stuff of lust
- 'What is the grass?', fetching it with full hands
- Bare Shoulder
- City at night.
- Anti-psychotics for a world gone mad
- My heroes have always been cowboys (and they still are it seems)
- Unspeakable Acts
- I don't care if you go out with your friends.
- Rum, Sodomy and The Lash
- One inch punch
- It's lonely out in space
- Uneven.
- I was right.
- The bare necessities.
- Still do it to me
- Feeling out.
- Any one fancy a game of cards?
August
- we don't live our lives that way.
- Adventures in space crime
- Your horoscope for today: someone will make you happy, someone will hurt you badly
- Getting up to speed.
- Forget about it
- Everyday a little further into the maze
- Stoner days and stoner nights.
- Thanks for everything Lao Tzu, now pass over that pipe.
- You'd tell me right?
- How to have a good time:
- Kemosabe, you can go and kiss my ass, I've brought myself a boat
- When the authorities can't help you, the only option left is power tools.
- Threads.
- Social dynamics
- It ain't braggin if it's true.
- Reality': It simply DOES NOT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
- Introspection is the mother of despair
- The rogue part is easy, it's the lovable bit that's hard
- At last, I give you guidance.
- B&D, S&M, A&E
- Global controls will have to be imposed
- Float like a lullaby, sing like a tree
- Through the sea of sand
- Sometimes
- A simple feedback loop
- The glamour, the fortune, the fame.
- I'm a product of hydroponics.
- It seemed like a good idea at the time.
- I just want my face in the paper.
- Peace and love and flowers and bunnies.
- It's not always about me
- I've been slack with my *ahem* poetry
- You may feel a slight discomfort
- The 'healthy' nodes automatically reroute traffic around the 'faulty'.
- Throw your hands up at me.
- Player Of Games
- Homo Sapiens, you got my vote
- Sunday, urban exploration day.
- Personal Ad. ( I just wanna get laid )
- Desperation and Despair: Last exit for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
- So you want somebody to understand you ( thoughts on the medium )
- Line up dem adrenalin shots, and make mine a double.
- And everything seems planned out, everything seems nicely planned out.
- Sweeeeeeeeet emoooooo shun
- From idea to implementation
- I will ensnare you with my dark and mysterious gothik good looks.
- The ragged many
- Alcoholic intellectual art fags of the world, RISE UP!
- W00T!
July
- A filthy egalitarian speaks up.
- The ravishing of Mary Coleridge Dunston-Smith
- Lame ass fucking shit poetry
- Fuck the social contract. Fuck it in it's stupid ass.
- Freakazoid Obscura
- And on another note...
- Rhythm and blues.
- I think you've got something to say.
- I don't like life, oh no, I love it, yeah. Shaved head holiday.
- Momma, if I don't make it back home tonight.
- Gross misuse of corporate resources.
- Cupid Jungian was right, it's a great time to be alive
- Clan of the care bear. - FICTION
- Yeah Right
- Life's too short for standards.
- Have FUN goddamn you!
- Et In Arcadia Ego'
- Just as I suspected, I'm one of the mundanes.
- Mah-hi nuh-aim is kay-lib
- Anything except heroin
- The usual bullocks.
- Reality': It was an interesting night.
- Congratulations!
- Whose life is it?
- A long trip but no acid.
- More drunken foolishness;
- Long rambling boring post uncaringly not lj-cut
- Game theory for stoners
- The Secret Faith
- Snowflakes
- Pickin on people ain't fun.
- The Platonic Ideal Of A Party
- I just wanna get laid.
- Life in the tapioca fields of outer bohemia.
- Excellent.
- What I want to know is:
- We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys.
- What a surprise, I'm drunk. Again.
- Why I Love Whiskey.
- I'll give you theater of cruelty.
- To everyone that posted in "Beyond all veils"
- Every city has a secret geography.
- Are you not entertained? PT III
- Beyond all veils.
- All my friends
- Nasty, brutish and short
- Why I like being a fat fuck:
- I cried when Superman died.
- Just a good ol' boy, never doin no harm.
- You haven't read Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Enochian.
- The snow was simple and good and fun. Wittgenstein is complex and hard and not fun.
- Let's forget all the bullshit.
- You know you want to.
- Stream of consciousness
- The sad thing.
- Symbology, it's not just a word, it's a word in the DICTIONARY.
- Truth and beauty are quite different things.
- I smell fertilizer and diesel.
- Smash the fucking meme machine, it is not longer much fun
- Think or thwim
- The best writers all have something in common.
- I'm going to regret this in the morning.
- Point Blank.
- GUNZ-A-BLAZIN AND NOTHIN WORTH KEEPIN
June
- This is what hell must be like.
- The Smell Of Victory
- Shambala
- Two'Hot'Teens'In'A'Bathtub.mpg
- Ain't going quietly
- Being one young mans journey into the depths of academia.
- How much would YOU pay?
- To Captain Mission, in the hope he was an actual historical figure.
- Everyday heroics.
- Mundanes like us
- The hilarity never stops.
- "It's easy to ridicule someone for getting into such a self-delusional state"
- Remind me.
- Sorry, no great insight.
- I live.... agaaaaaaaaaaaain
- This is not a rhetorical question.
- The first thing you think about.
- He put the shotgun in his mouth, pulled the trigger... and missed.
- This is sobriety talking.
- Keep following the right hand wall.
- You gotta maintain.
- Words are fun.
- A fluffy bunny named Bill.
- So I'll be at the honeypot at 7 andrew
- What do we want.. TRUTH! When do we want it... NOW!
- It's important to feel superior to other people.
- All in seriousness, something had to be done
- A moments distraction
- Perception management
- The ten second challenge
- It's about time we got blind drunk.
- Goddamn it!
- Interview with some guy.
- I have one silver dollar for each of you
- The spirit of the age
- The doomsday device will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2...
- Andrew...
- A refutation.
- Us And Them
May
- A quiet and gentle swathe of destruction behind me...
- A quiet and gentle swathe of destruction behind me...
- You met me at a very strange time in my life
- Ain't that the truth
- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
- I think you have something for me
- A tightrope over an abyss
- No wonder I feel so FULL
- I ask nothing of no one
- The old rules no longer apply
- A prayer.
- Magic Taxi Ride
- Why the hell not?
- Hello, my game is...
- jazz-pop-punk-opera-dub-thrash-funk-fusion... But I don't like to pigeonhole people
- When compared to brand X
- Malcontents and stirrers of trouble
- Just what the fuck do you think you are doing?
- Get up off mah lazy ass
- I am going shopping for new gods.
- Read this.
- I feel sick
- So.... if I've ever fucked anyone off or offended them IN ANYWAY
- Surreality is the best defense.
- And they say all writing is autobiographical
- Choices, choices...
- One possible future
- Something worth reading
- Here Be Monsters!
- Striking A Chord
- I hate other people, they remind me of myself too much.
- Timid Caleb Sez: Feel the ph33r and do it anyway
- Camping in the desert
- These people are great
- Gathering a few threads
April
- Isn't life weird?
- Turn down the sound.
- Close to me
- How YOU doin?
- In the beginning...
- A few moments forever
- I sing the body steel plated
- Life is the sweetest liquor.
- No Hit Combo
- The great and glorious social cluster fuck
- The style of no style
- Do you ever feel like....
- A better place
- The drunken ramblings of a simple fool.
- The twitch of an eyelid between here and there.
- All soap abandon ye who enter here
- Perchance to dream
- My head is bloody, but unbowed.
- The ancient and sacred rite of thinking too much
- Another slice of life, please.
- Do not feed the animals, they are dead.
- Another day in the salt mines.
- I wanted to be dark and mysterious, but I was always too transparent.
- I have this friend, and he has this problem
- In the shuffling madness. of the locomotive breath
March